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I wish I could go back in time to instruct 1998-me to be upset that the crowd at the Tool concert in Medford, OR booed the Melvins mercilessly

get glasses and see better until your prescription changes

memorize the eye chart and have perfect vision for life

you can't convince me youngkin isn't actually a doppelgΓ€nger that tried to simultaneously take the form of brett kavanaugh and a wad of chewed bubble gum

Fabio's Paradox

The longer my hair grows, the curlier it gets; the curlier it gets, the shorter my hair appears.

one of the benefits of being a cynical, skeptical genx person is you get to discover great albums long after their greatness has been widely accepted

anyway, you prolly haven't heard of the beatles or bowie but im a fan

surprising no one: i appreciate when employer holiday gift options include a fleece vest option

I wouldn't put it past these Democrats to succeed in ending the filibuster immediately in advance of handing over to the Republicans in the 2022 election

i do not have and have never had a tinder profile but what i would most want to convey is that i am an impeccable speller

"i slick back my hair / you know the devil's in there" is both a great lyric and also makes me wonder what shampoo they use

I'm usually the contrarian who loves all UI changes

I really don't like the new Twitter UI (Android, mobile). At all. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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