Mike Giarlo (he/him/his) @mjgiarlo@code4lib.social

i'm not a monster; we'd comp their drinks https://t.co/WcIeCQzonk

great, load all the billionaires onto the next one https://t.co/0dT3FfTa0x

Is qanon that much less credible than any other religion?

no gods

no royals

no extended warranties

am I misreading this https://t.co/06B9IoZaPk

it seems to suggest folks with one or more boosters have a higher case rate per 100K residents? 😖

I can't express exactly how thrilling I find the challenge of writing good commit messages. It shouldn't feel this rewarding and yet it does.

#justnerdshityall

TIL it doesn't take very much for me to wish the J6 mob were just a *bit* more successful than they were. I've clearly got to fix my brain. 😬 https://t.co/3y6FEsrpds

is it more embarrassing to be american or the subject of a monarchy nowadays

an aboleth and two chuul walk into a bar... #dnd

World of Anterra looks dope https://t.co/ZCWVlPtaJC

Was this a thing you did, @anarchivist ? (María, meet Nicole. Nicole, María.) https://t.co/qsLOHRWqzi

does taco tuesday imply the presence of waco wednesday and thac0 thursday

wish u were here @declan #RHOBHMeanGirls #DisneyPlus #FoundAtMarALago #LoveIslandUSA https://t.co/MG0qEA88HN

all the maskless people /
where do they all come.from

can tell it's near the end of the day because someone typed "hung robot workers" in $MPOW chat and I kept wondering about fanfic possibilities

my family:

me: let me tell you all about what Julio Rodriguez did *today* https://t.co/YBM9TLup8z

someone in a Marvel subreddit innocently asserts the children in a TV show are real and here's this a-hole using it as an opportunity to enter a Socratic dialogue about the nature of reality and yes the a-hole is me of course

nearly felt a feeling a minute ago and it was terrifying

how do non-genxers live

Getting lots of mileage out of "Turn off notifications for replies"

I miss the days when the only super-spreader we needed to worry about was that guy on the train