𝕄𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝔾𝕚𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕠 @mjgiarlo@code4lib.social

Yo, my team is pretty great.

That is all.

"i slick back my hair / you know the devil's in there" is both a great lyric and also makes me wonder what shampoo they use

I'm usually the contrarian who loves all UI changes

I really don't like the new Twitter UI (Android, mobile). At all. 🤷‍♂️

(when I type something in parentheses, it's like I'm whispering with my hands over my face)

was formerly very hopeful about this morning but then i woke up

you know what gives me pause?

cat burglars

#LFG https://t.co/b2vFT874qT

why are printers the absolute worst

unsolicited email: interested in a role at facebook?

me: like its destroyer, ok

Three years ago today (?!), @badgerbouse did a Bryan Adams impression and it certainly was an impression.

remembering that one time i wrote a larp encounter with an npc named Dann Glenzig and yes he was a complete d-bag

if you don't love Beast Mode, you hate life itself https://t.co/qb0xKuQoia

im not totally 💯 distracted and obsessed with baseball today, no, why do you ask

i feel guilty and disgusting but at least I've got a sweet MSG high to carry me through

the name of the meal i just ate is "someone left an open bag of potato chips out"

Mariners lose a crucial game but it's a Friday night and I'm smoking a 16lb brisket in the morning soooooo

#LFGM #Believe https://t.co/OEBbDmJMp7

Oh, really, now? https://t.co/xImQv2BvvE

what is it about opening a new tab that completely wipes the part of my brain responsible for remembering why i opened the tab in the first place?

hi lazyweb

i asked for pork belly but was delivered pork butt instead. anything different than garden-variety BBQ pulled pork you've done with pork butt that you'd recommend?