𝕄𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝔾𝕚𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕠 @mjgiarlo@code4lib.social

ok, bought baseball tix for opening series in april, phew https://t.co/HKYUNAC4WA

is it baseball season yet

Oh, uh, I kinda forgot about this account the past 6+ month so apologies about no replies but here I am again.

woof.

care rules everything around me

cream, get the money

doula dolla bill, y'allllll https://t.co/IErqfIROpz

TTW you consider burning some self-care hours to avoid working on #ThatDarnProject

am never gonna drink again or until 3pm, whichever is sooner

I wish I could go back in time to instruct 1998-me to be upset that the crowd at the Tool concert in Medford, OR booed the Melvins mercilessly

lined up my covid booster

if they ask for proof of underlying condition, I'll show my tweets

get glasses and see better until your prescription changes

memorize the eye chart and have perfect vision for life

you can't convince me youngkin isn't actually a doppelgänger that tried to simultaneously take the form of brett kavanaugh and a wad of chewed bubble gum

Fabio's Paradox

The longer my hair grows, the curlier it gets; the curlier it gets, the shorter my hair appears.

one of the benefits of being a cynical, skeptical genx person is you get to discover great albums long after their greatness has been widely accepted

anyway, you prolly haven't heard of the beatles or bowie but im a fan

surprising no one: i appreciate when employer holiday gift options include a fleece vest option

short for metastasis or?

i can only conclude everyone is unhappy with airflow given how many times they say "dag"

the Curse of Strahd is radicalizing me

I wouldn't put it past these Democrats to succeed in ending the filibuster immediately in advance of handing over to the Republicans in the 2022 election

i do not have and have never had a tinder profile but what i would most want to convey is that i am an impeccable speller

Yo, my team is pretty great.

That is all.