𝕄𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝔾𝕚𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕠 @mjgiarlo@code4lib.social

rooting for Brady today is very 2020

This is not how families have "fun."

First family = worst family https://t.co/qwODXPHsFL

the only good cop is "country over party"

Looking forward to this. It'll be streamed live on @loserboy's insta too at https://t.co/RgEMt6B7JR https://t.co/6hmeai0wp8

Today's parenting lesson: "I hope you never have to throw a punch, ever, but if you do, knock the sumbitch out cold."

Once a horse's ass, always a horse's ass. https://t.co/IlIcV2lVTP

TTW you find yourself in a software design discussion saying things like "null hamster pattern"

What are the odds that @realDonaldTrump learned the word "lamestream" from his urologist? @ProjectLincoln https://t.co/GKzVBbOEiI

me, to my kids: "no my music is not depressing at all"

me, after they go to bed: *puts on radiohead and weeps*

alex I'll take "super-duper-spreaders" for $2,000? https://t.co/DQzIx1iXAn

Thank you, @Seahawks @seahawksPR

'sup, @KIRORadio ? https://t.co/ZNDLyGmTzv

whoa a politician had an affair stop the presses monocle-pop

apparently @Seahawks @seahawksPR @KIRORadio are OK with providing this transphobe a platform https://t.co/rPr0dWwTbp

that fly is a hero

just had a magat delete all their responses in a long (80+ message) fb thread about 45 and covid on a gop friend's wall

declaring victory after staying civil... despite my impulses to set them aflame

"Whereof one cannot tweet, thereof one must discard draft." https://t.co/A1wFoONppw

Cheers, @roblivian. We miss you, bud. https://t.co/c8S2Rq6e9S

"I didn't suck enough oxygen out of the room in that debate, give me more" -- Trump, yesterday, probably

I might be starting to believe in a just deity. Or that RBG's poltergeist is lingering in DC. https://t.co/L5zIq8A4m9

bless their hearts https://t.co/1zEen5Gux0