Today's parenting lesson: "I hope you never have to throw a punch, ever, but if you do, knock the sumbitch out cold."

TTW you find yourself in a software design discussion saying things like "null hamster pattern"

What are the odds that @realDonaldTrump learned the word "lamestream" from his urologist? @ProjectLincoln

me, to my kids: "no my music is not depressing at all"

me, after they go to bed: *puts on radiohead and weeps*

just had a magat delete all their responses in a long (80+ message) fb thread about 45 and covid on a gop friend's wall

declaring victory after staying civil... despite my impulses to set them aflame

"I didn't suck enough oxygen out of the room in that debate, give me more" -- Trump, yesterday, probably

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