Hey @SluggoDoug@twitter.com I’m pretty sure this title refers to a thing that happens right here on the Twitter.

“If we call it a ‘streaming internet cable’ we can sell consumer grade Cat5e for a dollar a foot!”

Excuse me, is this game a metaphor for the academic job market?

That would seem to describe me. Except Scott Baio is an epic jackass.
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RT @lbjay@twitter.activitypub.actor
Charles Hotel going hard for those EV-driving eighties kids.
twitter.com/lbjay/status/12233

RT @DickKingSmith@twitter.activitypub.actor
Tired of using inferior raccoon-gathering methods?
This mystical Raccoon Bard has a solution for you...

RT @Aidan_Baron@twitter.activitypub.actor
this is excellent.
kudos to the anonymous internet person who posted it and the facility implementing it.

RT @AndiEwington
DM: ‘You come to large wooden door.’

Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’

DM: ‘An orc opens it and asks you to come in.’

Cat: ‘I do nothing.’

DM ‘He asks you to come inside again.’

Cat: ‘I do nothing.’

DM: ‘Eventually the orc tires and closes the door.’

Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’

RT @AndiEwington
DM: ‘You come to large wooden door.’

Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’

DM: ‘An orc opens it and asks you to come in.’

Cat: ‘I do nothing.’

DM ‘He asks you to come inside again.’

Cat: ‘I do nothing.’

DM: ‘Eventually the orc tires and closes the door.’

Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’

Where is this please I need to never go there.
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RT @frankenslime
I'm at the Human Corpse Exhibition
I'm at the Subway
I'm at the combination Human Corpse Exhibition/Subway
twitter.com/frankenslime/statu

In this age of taco anarchy, it’s good to see someone brave enough to step up and try to impose order.

This is the phone in potato mode. It does nothing but this. You can’t spin the potato or anything. Nothing but potato.

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RT @MrDys
@CozyJamble @Sierra_OffLine Notable weird Starlight Express trivia: It was Jane Krakowski's broadway debut. She originated the role of Dinah.

RT @louise_cowpe
Our son lost his beloved Penguin called Pauline sometime on Sunday 15th at @WillardHotel in Washington DC. We are over here from Scotland. Someone must know where Pauline is! Please retweet and help reunite them before we head home on Friday

This looks like a thing @ThatAndromeda will enjoy.
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RT @sokane1
So I’m on a @JetBlue fli@ThatAndromeda@twitter.activitypub.actorirline’s newest infotainment system, which offers the ability to pair a phone or tablet to be used as a remote for the touchscreen, and the EULA from the touchscreen tech supplier (@thalesgroup) still has Lorem Ipsum dummy text in it
twitter.com/sokane1/status/120

This looks like a thing @ThatAndromeda will enjoy.
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RT @sokane1
So I’m on a @JetBlue fli@ThatAndromeda@twitter.activitypub.actorirline’s newest infotainment system, which offers the ability to pair a phone or tablet to be used as a remote for the touchscreen, and the EULA from the touchscreen tech supplier (@thalesgroup) still has Lorem Ipsum dummy text in it
twitter.com/sokane1/status/120

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