Ok, refactored it into a function now called “rank_func” which definitely smells better
"She was about to flush the toilet. "Mother?" She looked back. There was a head popping out of the toilet, calling for her. "Mother?" The woman looked at it for a moment. Then, she flushed the toilet. The head disappeared in a rush of water. She left the bathroom."
-- "Cursed Bunny", page 5
First paragraph of the first story in this collection is already so weird! The rest of the story did not disappoint.
Last time I got an X-ray (of my collapsed lung 20+ years ago) I got to take the extremely large negative home with me, notionally to bring to my doctor. Instead, I turned it into a lampshade.
Can’t really do that jpeg, can you. #filmForever
@hardyoyo yeah you nearly died, but the bacteria and germs livings in your respiratory system definitely died , so you’ve got that going for you
Review of "A Psalm for the Wild-Built" (4.5 stars): Cozy and hopeful
@edsu oooh. After just seeing her exhibit at the Hirshhorn, I’m especially intrigued. I think I’d only heard a few of her really noisy, discordant music pieces and thought she was too obtuse. But that exhibit totally changed my mind.